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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation."
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"I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead."
"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."