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Joke of the Day

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook."

"I think my scale is broken. It only ever goes up."

"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."

"Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin"

"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""

"What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking? ""I set WHO free?"""

"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."

"""A smile is like tight underwear...it makes your cheeks go up."

"I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help. I told her I don't have the money to hire a hitman."

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."