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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"

"What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral? Nothing."

"How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser."

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"A pedophile and an 8 year old are walking into the forest.. The kid says to the pedo, ""I am scared"" The pedo replies, ""You're scared?? I have to walk back alone!"""

"I'm 14 shows into the 1st season of 'Lost' & there are SO many mysteries. I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron"

"What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal"

"I hide my condoms in a box of Nyquil... ...if I use either, I'll blow a load and be asleep in 10 minutes."

"They don't treat the black people right. In our neighborhoods, they don't have banks -- they have check cashing."

"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"