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Joke of the Day
"What did one snow man say to the other? Smells like carrots"
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"For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with ""Youth in Asia""???"
"""This is OnStar. How can we assist?"" ""What are you wearing?"" ""Do I need to get a supervisor?"" ""Like a threesome? Is that part of my plan?"""
"What do a tornado and a black man have in common? They both can ruin a neighborhood."
"A dating site that connects Tupperware containers with lost lids."
"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."
"What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? Teargas"
"What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS? Nothing."
"There are a lot of good times... But 6:30 is hands down the best time."
"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"