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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? Teargas"
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"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."
"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."
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"I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it I saw it with my own eyes"
"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."
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"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."
"Dear Life...Would you at least start using lubricant...."