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Joke of the Day

"""This is OnStar. How can we assist?"" ""What are you wearing?"" ""Do I need to get a supervisor?"" ""Like a threesome? Is that part of my plan?"""

"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"

"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."

"This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!"

"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"

"Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Smallpox and genocide."

"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."

"Floyd Mayweather is unbeaten Can't say the same about the women in his life"

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."