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Joke of the Day

"There are a lot of good times... But 6:30 is hands down the best time."

"How long is a Chinese name."

"A clown and a child walk into the dark woods.... The child looks up at the clown and says ""I'm scared."" The clown replies ""You're tellin' me kid, I have to walk back alone."""

"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."

"Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]"

"I know this is only our second date, but can I use your bathroom real quick? Her: Of course... *walks out 26 minutes later* Thanks."

"What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line? Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"

"What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny."

"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."

"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."