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Joke of the Day
"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."
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"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."
"wow this is crazy: over 30,000 white girls ""literally die"" every year because they ""actually can't right now"""
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."
"Nazis and the great depression, I get it, Grandpa. But did you have to hear the word 'selfie' every fucking day? Did you?!"
"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"
"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."
"It was my grandmas birthday yesterday... She loves giraffes so I brought her deep throat 4 on DVD"
"Freedom of speech [deleted]"
"How bad is my career? I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought ""Wow this guy has it made"""