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Joke of the Day
"It was my grandmas birthday yesterday... She loves giraffes so I brought her deep throat 4 on DVD"
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"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."
"Fun prank: Just leave random ""I'm sorry I hit your car"" notes on people's cars and watch them look for a non existent dent."
"Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing... ...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun."
"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"
"Some random farmer stole all of my wheat. Talk about ill-gotten grains."
"I used to think people who looked for sex on craigslist were rock bottom... Then I discovered twitter."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"