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Joke of the Day

"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."

"I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried."

"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"

"Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, ""that's the greatest invention since bread"" Inventor, ""well I'm about to blow your mind"""

"BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God."

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."

"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."

"Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? He buynomeal"

"[NSFW] What's brown and rhymes with snoop Dr. Dre"

"My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife."