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Joke of the Day

"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"

"Rihanna should date Lebron... he never beats anyone."

"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."

"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."

"THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he always narrates real life- ME: she complained WIFE: see! ME: she exclaimed WIFE: ME: she was speechless"

"When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham."

"A tornado is a lot like having an affair. At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house."

"I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy. I've gotta say, I loved his bits."

"The liquor store clerk just wished me a merry Christmas as if she weren't going to see me 7 more times before then."

"So there is a friend of mine who invited me to a swinger party I asked him ""how many people will there be ?"" ""Bring your wife and we'll be three"" he said"