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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."
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"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? Probably not. They haven't made a gig yet."
"(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today :("
"Just once in movies when someone gently shuts a dead person's eyes I want them to whisper ""Ew, ew, ew, ew."" while doing it."
"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."
"If your kid complains about how bored they are during winter break put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super bored!"" and then fly away."