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Joke of the Day

"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."

"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""

"If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?"

"What is a gay horse's favorite meal? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

"Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"

"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice"

"Reddit accounts should be treated like underwear. If you can keep them clean you could keep the same one for a while, but if you flood them with shit you should get a new one."