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"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus."
"Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song."
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as a dive-in theater."
"Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"""
"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."
"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""
"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."
"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."
"What did the mother say to the son after he peed on the toilet seat? urine trouble."