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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"Sometimes I'm depressed and then a girl stars one of my tweets and it's like YAAAAYYYY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"
"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."
"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."
"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."
"What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."
"If Trump becomes president... Orange will really be the new black"
"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"
"""God is good all the time!"" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes."