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Joke of the Day

"I found a new recipe that's fat free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, preservative-free and is non-GMO. It's a real breath of fresh air."

"What do you call 16 white girls in a room? One whole Cherokee"

"What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it? An envelope!"

"How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!"

"Wives are like boats. Happy the day you get one. Happier the day you get rid of it."

"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."

"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"

"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."

"Met a girl with 12 nipples today Sounds pretty odd, dozen tits?"