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Joke of the Day

"I found a new recipe that's fat free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, preservative-free and is non-GMO. It's a real breath of fresh air."

"what do you call chess players bragging in a hotel lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

"Did you hear about the penis-less man that got excited? He just came out of nowhere"

"[on death row] ""what would you like for your last meal?"" ""A McRib"" ""McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"""

"Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games? They didn't have enough pitchers."

"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"

"What do you call a really annoying Jewish women? ....Ausbitch."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"