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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."

"Got an e-mail today from a ""bored housewife 34, looking for some action!"", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy."

"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."

"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"

"I don't understand. I've stared at you from a distance multiple times throughout the year. How'd you not know I was in love with you?"

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

"I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called ""101 ways to improve your confidence"". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......"

"What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer."

"First Time Around What do you call your first time masturbating? A first hand experience."

"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."