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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."
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"Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
"How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying."
"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"
"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."
"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""
"My coworker told me he didn't want to buy girl scout cookies because he didn't want to get diabetes. I told him not to worry. Diabetes isn't a sexually transmitted disease."
"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"
"A black woman named Latisha has three boys all named LeSean. How does she tell them apart? Their last names!"