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Joke of the Day
"Met a girl with 12 nipples today Sounds pretty odd, dozen tits?"
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"I invited Alan over for dinner. ""Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?"" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*"
"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"
"A group of Asian kids at our local high school were busted recently for running a math lab."
"Are you gluten or something? Because you're inbred"
"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"
"I slapped a girl in the face at the bar last night ... She told me her name!! Edit: I made up this while waiting for GoT. Please don't get mad. ^I'm ^^pathic ^^^and ^^^^awkward."
"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"
"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"
"If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them."