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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"What did ataturk's Father Say to him when he did well? Adda-Turk"

"What shoes are hard to wear? Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share."

"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."

"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."

"How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb? They could not do it, they are all autistic."

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""

"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."

"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."

"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"