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Joke of the Day
"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"
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"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both love a tight seal!"
"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"
"I love to post jokes while crossing the stre"
"I gave two pints of blood at the hospital. You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like... Who's blood is this, and how did you get it?"
"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"
"Patriots new theme song [could it be anything else?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuzmub5PXNQ)"
"[wife comes home from work] ""why havent you done any of the things i asked you to"" [the dog walks past dressed as a policeman] ive been busy"
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
"What's the Cuban national anthem? ""Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."""