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Joke of the Day
"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"
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"I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags"
"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"
"A mugger pulls a knife and shouts ""Your money or your life!"" The victim just shurgs, keeps walking and calls over his shoulder ""I'm a postdoc, I don't have either."""
"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."
"If I'm busy and see an interesting article, I open it in a new tab, read the first paragraph, and later, when I have time, close the tab"
"What do you call a stolen Tesla Car? Edison."
"How do you pay a bartender? With bar tender."
"Gay test: are you gay ? If you answered yes, then you're gay."
"The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH"