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Joke of the Day

"How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb? They could not do it, they are all autistic."

"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"

"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."

"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"

"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl with one hand. It's 42."

"What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called? Hijab"

"When my mom asked me to sponsor her Run for The Cure, I was surprised. I'd thought The Cure had done quite well for themselves."

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost? An exor-*cease and desist*."