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Joke of the Day

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""

"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."

"Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers."

"Why do all zombies have sprained ankles?"

"The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. They came from Baltimore."

"How do you call mosquitoes where you live? We don't. They just come unwanted"

"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"How do you disappoint a redditor? Just say ""Ifunny is better than reddit"""

"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."