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Joke of the Day

"The thing I most look forward to after Christmas is taking down the decorations and, for 4 minutes, it feeling like I live in a mansion."

"honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying"

"Hi, my name is Typo! It's spelled 'Tpyo'."

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."

"Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre"

"Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse."

"How do you Organize a Space Party? You Planet!"

"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"

"I was once told there was nothing positive about the Bubonic Plague I think Malthus would disagree."

"God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue."