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Joke of the Day
"honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying"
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"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."
"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"
"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"
"First Post Knock knock Who's there? Immigration, let's go."
"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."
"Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. A stuck up cunt"
"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"
"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."
"Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry"