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Joke of the Day

"God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue."

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"A large amount of stormtroopers walk into a bar and orders drinks They all miss the free shots."

"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."

"If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal."

"Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'"

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."