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Joke of the Day
"How do you Organize a Space Party? You Planet!"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women In two enormous cups"
"I prayed to God asking him to give me a good husband. And the God did. My husband didn't pray - and he has got me to deal with."
"What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? Coagulations!"
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
"definitions of twerk 1. to dance and gyrate in a sexually explicit manner 2. what a native of Brooklyn New York says where he goes in the morning"
"Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell."
"What did Hitler name his network switch to? Auswitch"
"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"
"Having sex while drunk is like trying to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm"