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Joke of the Day
"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."
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"- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula."
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"What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him naturally."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts."