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Joke of the Day
"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."
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"A man goes to a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu. ^shit zoo"
"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."
"My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy"
"Today i meet a man with a glass eye He didn't tell me, it just popped out in the conversation"
"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""
"If Black Lives Matter So Much... Why Don't Their Fathers Want To Be A Part Of It?"
"If u stand in the pouring grain.... Your gonna get all wheat!"
"Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you."