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Joke of the Day
"- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula."
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"Silly Americans. The national pastime of Tahiti is making love, but we, silly fools, picked baseball."
"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"
"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"So I got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out "
"Doctor pulls a thermometer out of his top pocket... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"
"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."
"Don't forget the 3 most important factors in choosing the right words for a ubiquitous real estate mantra: Locution, locution, locution. *twitter: @chippedbeef*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"