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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile."
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"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One condoms stops and turns to the other: ""Hey. Wanna go in there and get shit-faced?"""
"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."
"#WorstChristmasGiftEver Soap On A Rope from Jerry Sandusky"
"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"
"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"
"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings."
"""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"""
"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."