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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."
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"My wife likes to talk to me after sex. It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room."
"Why do people want attention of 1000 pies? because it's their sen-pais~"
"Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: ""Wow. I helped them make quota."""
"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"
"Why does Noddy have a bell on top of his hat? Because he's a dickhead."
"There are three ways to spread news telegram, television and tellawoman."
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"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"
"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."