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Joke of the Day

"A drunk guy walks into a bar KLANG!"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ... those who understand binary and those who don't."

"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."

"Sometimes an unfollow can be so therapeutic."

"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"

"How can you identify a French Infantryman? Sunburned armpits."

"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"

"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."

"The in-flight movie is about to start. The flight attendant says, ""Excuse me, would you like some headphones?"" ""Well sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?"""

"Did you hear about the new condoms for frogs? They're rrrrribbet for her pleasure!"