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Joke of the Day
"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"
Next Joke
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"
"I got the opportunity to taste some Wookiee steak today It was a little Chewie."
"A man has undergone the first successful hand transplant in the UK. Doctors say he can move his fingers, but still doesn't have any feeling. Also, he won't come out of the bathroom for some reason."
"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."
"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."
"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine"
"My friend told me what the Mile High Club was the other day But honestly, I don't give a flying fuck."
"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."