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Joke of the Day

"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"

"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."

"My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo... Now I have to fill her slot..."

"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."

"[blind date] Her: so do you go on a lot of dates? Me: *sucking the gravy from my plate* a lot of first ones."

"*Ahem, ahem* So... A needle pulling thread... "

"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""

"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."

"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."