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Joke of the Day

"Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames."

"Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus."

"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."

"Bob Ross went to hell... ...to beat the devil out of it ;) P.S. Just finished watching some episodes. I miss him so much ;( Paint in peace my friend...and God bless ;)"

"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."

"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"

"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."

"Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!"

"Trying to get this hot girl at the bar jealous, so I'm slow dancing & making out with a potted plant. It's working, she's been staring at me"

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered."