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Joke of the Day
"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."
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"Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths? a lip sync."
"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"
"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"
"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."
"[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule"
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work."
"Every political Facebook status should start with, ""First of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."""