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Joke of the Day
"What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE"
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"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"
"When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? A Two Pack"
"Guys, don't tell 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong"
"what did the sea say to the sand? Nothing it just waved"
"When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic."
"A drug dealer sold me his shoes today I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day"
"Confucius says... Confucius says: Learn to masturbate, come in handy."
"Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes."
"Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets."