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Joke of the Day

"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."

"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""

"How do you karma whore on r/Jokes?"

"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"

"ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet"

"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"

"So ladies, Oscar Pistorius is single... and he is ..."

"You know... When someone says to you ""Jesus loves you."" It's always comforting. Unless you are in a Mexican jail."

"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."

"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"