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"The NYC smoking ban sucks. Thankfully you can still wear sunglasses indoors, otherwise it'd be impossible to tell who the cool people are."
"the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money"
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have used aloha setting."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents"
"This liquid diet crap is a scam. I've been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I'm still fat."
"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"
"I think I'm a mushroom Everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullshit."
"I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods."
"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."