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Joke of the Day

"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."

"What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? An erection and a place to put it."

"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."

"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"

"A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages"

"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."

"The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel."

"Your turtle puns tortoise family apart"

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."

"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."