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Joke of the Day

"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."

"You know what they say about hand jobs and homosexuals... They come hand in hand"

"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."

"What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl? One shoots, but can't hit. The other hoots, but can't shit."

"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."

"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""

"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."

"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."

"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"

"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."