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Joke of the Day

"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."

"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."

"What's one thing you never want to hear your wife say while having sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"I don't know if I should go after that ghost or not. ~Drunk Pac-Man"

"If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3"

"DRUG DEALER: what'll it be man ME: *wearing a wire* some drugs please [at the surveillance van] DEA AGENT: did he just say some drugs"

"If everyone would stop screaming, I'm sure we'd all agree I'm not supposed to be in this women's restroom."

"Why Did Donald Trump Get Fired When He Was a Carpenter? He wouldn't take down any walls."

"Father, i want a bicycle... Why you need that? You already have a wheelchair."

"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."