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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster wearing a bra? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! Edit: HAHahHAHA OMFG I'm the epitome of hilarity"

"A programmer goes to do groceries. His wife tell him: -- Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. -- But why?, she asks. -- They had eggs."

"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."

"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."

"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."

"spent the last 36 minutes yelling at this ugly little girl to get off my lawn before realizing it was my naked reflection in the window."

"When on a school trip, somebody pissed in the shower. It really ruined the trip to Auschwitz."

"Have you heard the joke about the butter? Never mind you would spread it around"

"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."

"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."