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Joke of the Day

"It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering ""What is your greatest weakness?"""

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"

"Me and a friend.. Walk into a pet store and the employee asks ""Anything that I can help you find?"" and then proceeded to kick us out. apparently dinner wasn't the right answer."

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"

"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"

"Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing."

"You may want to check out my new book on masturbation. It's called ""50 ways to love your lever"""

"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan"