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Joke of the Day

"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"

"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."

"I don't think I'll beheading to the Middle East any time soon."

"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."

"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."

"I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her."

"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."

"I gave my russian wife a shirt.. but all she did was iron curtains. PS: Found a similar comment."