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Joke of the Day

"I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her."

"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"

"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."

"Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite."

"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"What's the opposite of a gay bar? An allahu akbar."

"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"

"Superman: Only one cookie left. Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*"

"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."