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Joke of the Day

"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."

"Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives"

"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"

"4yo: You're a good dad. Me: Thanks. 4yo: You'd be better if you said yes more. Me: Okay. 4yo: Can I have ice cream? Think about what I said."

"I was playing a game of solitaire, but I only had a pack of Tarot cards I actually won, but 4 people died"

"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."

"A child asks his father how to be happy. He replied, ""I never knew what real happiness was until I got married..."" ""...and then it was too late."""

"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."

"What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption."

"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."