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Joke of the Day

"I like my politicians like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."

"A guy shows up late for work Off to work A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"

"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."

"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."

"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."

"My little brother wished for bigger family gatherings So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. ""You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."""

"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."

"I once opened a box of Life. All I found was disappointment."