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Joke of the Day
"What does PONTIAC stand for? Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's A Cadillac"
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"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."
"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"
"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"
"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."
"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."
"Did I tell you about the time I was going down on my grandmother? All I could taste was horse semen... So I thought to myself, ""this must be how she died!"""
"Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?"
"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."
"I want my headstone to read ""loving wife, evil dictator""."