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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality."
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"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."
"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."
"""Just Do It"" - Nike/Alcohol"
"What do catholic priests and McDonalds workers have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns."
"If the Powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4."
"I hate being friends with the repo-guy He only comes around when he wants something."
"1.25pm: Do you love me more than football? 4.25pm: Yes, of course."
"A woman is at her father's deathbed She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""I'm *dead*."""
"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"