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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality."
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"I just Googled ""Living with Glaucoma"" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses."
"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"
"What do you call a hippie with a business major? A Hippie-crite."
"How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure."
"Medusa was the hottest woman ever. Every man who looked at her got rock hard."
"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"
"I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper."
"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."
"I got tired of wearing my watch on my wrist.. So I tried attaching it to my belt instead.. man, that was a real waist of time."