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Joke of the Day

"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."

"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."

"What do you call a West African cricketer? Ebola"

"George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters. (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)"

"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."

"Who invented cereals? Chris P."

"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"

"""Why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"""

"I just realized that I get most of my news from Twitter. So... someone remind me what Pres Bieber's health care bill will do to your mom?"

"How is a woman like KFC? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box."